NUISANCE CATS

Dear editor,

Does anyone want a cat or two? I have several available. There is one that is part calico and part gray tabby. There are two orange tabbies, one that might come with one or two gray tabby kittens. There is a large gray tabby that has almost orange stripes between the gray ones. Then there is a small black one with no tail and a shaggy orange one.

These aren’t actually my cats. They probably belong to irresponsible neighbors who think that I enjoy the stench of cat urine and cat feces as much as they do. Now that the weather is warming up, everything in my yard reeks of cat urine. You can seldom mow or walk around the yard without suddenly becoming aware of the fact that you hit a pile of cat feces.

I hope these vermin are gone before the baby ducks and quail hatch. Going to the pound to rescue your cat will be costly and inconvenient.

Leo Faddis

Kuna

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